Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have some respect
When you go to a party and see they got snacks: →
If tumblr shuts down we're all moving to Neopets.
I’ll see you there. Same name.
A crush, →
lolzpicx: what other girls do with their crush - what i do with my crush -
the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
us government: sit down i have to stop people from sharing things online
Seeing a nude on
itotallyrelate: tumblr: facebook:
Everyone is all excited about the new gif limit
and I’m just here I don’t even know how to make gifs.
That one follower that always reblogs you :
You're in an argument and you have a good ass...
lolsofunny: and all your friends are like and you’re sitting there like and the person you were arguing with is all like and then you’re all like, YEA NIGGA FALLBACK